Monday, June 29, 2009

The Coon Awards



I haven't updated in awhile but after the fuckery last night that was the coon *cough* i mean BET awards I feel I need to speak up [ I mean everyone else is right?]


Now usually I don't fuck with the BET awards I mean honestly why would anyone? Can you name the last time BET had a 3 hour block of something that was crazy popping? I mean other than a block of college hill episodes [ cause I do fuck with the hood foolishness that is college hill] what has that network put on the air to make someone really want to tune in.

However just like everyone else who would normally throw BET the side eye I tuned in. Given the recent events [ R.I.P. MJ] I wanted to see what was in store && I must say EPIC FAILURE BET smh
From pre show with some young coons singing some "i'm a jerk" song I knew it was going to be a long night. Between Terrence J being extra hype [as usual] for no reason and Roci looking like Pricilla Presely with that damn baby bee hive on her head I thought there was no point in watching the actual show but I kept on.


Now I know MJ was the best that ever did it and don't get me wrong he deserved a tribute but the 3 hour long cock sucking that BET put on was just to much. I mean did everyone who hit the stage need to be have on a red jackets and some cut up jeans that not paying respect that's just being corny. && the constant repitition that was "WE LOVE THIS BLACK MAN", "MJ IS A BLACK MAN", "OUR BLACK MAN" seriously all you motherfuckers need to stop cause you were the same ones tearing him down right along with the white people on CNN.


Next up the performances like we couldn't get anyone other than Ne-Yo && Jamie Foxx to fill out the roster I mean you could have at least thrown them "stanky legg" niggas on the stage [just kidding them niggas are ultra wack] but for no one && I mean no one else was around. && as much as much as I love me some HOV && BEY [imma a diva, imma imma a diva] apparently they were on some major hateration this week Bey's lovely dad did everything he could to make sure Letoya Luckett did not perform && Bey's attempt at pushing the envelope fell some what short for me. Then you have my man Jay went to work to make sure Chris Brown [team brezzy bitch] could not redeem himself. I know everyone's thinking how could you support him what if he had beat you 1-sorry RiRi but that sh*t wouldn't have played out that way if it were I 2- let the damn boy be I mean didn't Dr.Dre smack a bitch, Rick James kidnapped and toutured a chick, Terrence Howard as a history of domestic violence && Em as made is whole career about beating the sh*t out his wife. Now what he did was beyond fucked up but basically what your saying is its ok to be violent towards a chick if she's not famous cause all these others went on about their B.I. so let Breezy do the same damn


Lastly that Young Money perfromance Drizzy I give you props for making it all the way without a major album or deal but they couldn't help you out with the performance any give you a pimped out cane or something. Then having little girls on stage while you your singing "I wanna love every girl in the world" not ok. So when your daughter grows up to want to be a video girl Weezy don't wonder why.


Anyway as usual BET proved to be lackluster at best && for that channel 54 you get thrown the duece for the next month


PS--> wtf was up with tiny's bugged eyed ass