Oh Mass Transportation

So due to the fact that I have decided to wait till my 22nd birthday to get my license I have had the pleasure of dealing with the MTA on a daily bases

Now for those of you who don't take the bus/train I know your thinking it can't be that bad but seriously if you car broke down could you survive for a week taking public transportation && in NY for that matter...I think not...With it's constant rising prices, elevators/ escalators always being out of service, crowded cars, && service always being altered I mean MTA I'm going to really need you to get it together

So with my daily endeavors I tend to see a lot of different things and I just real I need point some sh*t out

1- To the person who finds it necessary to sit next to me when the bus/train is practically emptied GO FUCK YOUR LIFE....yes cause everyone loves being on public transportation after a 9 hour day just to have some invade their motherfucking personal please go shot yourself

2- To the people with kids who like the big that big ass stroller on the train in the middle of rush hour and get upset cause you feel people aren't being considerate of the fact that you have a child get over yourself yes you have baby but you also chose to have a baby and not have a car not my problem and trust I will not make that mistake

3-To the person who feels you need to compete with how loud my ipod is just know mine is usually only on 40 my earbuds can get much LOUDER

4-To the guy who is desperately trying to make eye contact with and I am clearly avoiding it DON'T && I MEAN DON'T proceed to TAP me on the shoulder or come sit next to me no I do not want to be your friend && you will not get my number K

&& Lastly 5- To the hoodrat girls who feel is appropriate to have conversations about sucking dick or your last abortion on the bus super loud please go jump in the hudson

It hasn't been all bad though yesterday a lady had a seizure && this guy def jumped up and caught before anyone realized what was happening && who says chivalry and decent human beings don't exists